The sarcasm monster has inhabited my mouth, and I must not be held responsible for what protrudes from it.
I mean no offense for being unresponsive; I'm just not listening to you.
My mine is elsewhere
(or nowhere at all).
I'd like to give you my sincere apology, but...
Your feelings can't surpass the amazingness of Twilight.
To You,
I'm sorry to hear about the sarcasm monster
but at least you liked the movie.
All I was going to say was
you have popcorn stuck between your teeth.
I guess it wasn't important to you.
By the way,
it's still there.
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